Time for all you lazy dually-ownin' bastids to go outside, take the FOR SALE sign off your truck because nobody has any money to buy it, hose the dust off or scrape the snow off depending on what part of the country you live in, steal the battery from your ol' lady's ride, drop the mufflers off the exhaust and go for a wide-open run down the interstate to remind you of what it's like to own a truck.

If your truck is still an undriveable project, punch yourself in the nuts at least 3 times then go test-pilot some other poor sap's "for sale" truck that you don't have the money to afford.

If it's too cold outside to work, just set the engine compartment on fire like I did last week. Warms you right up.

Then of course, get back on here and post about WTF you did.

SLACKERS!!!

Richard