Put her in the wall.

do you know what you get if you cross PMS with GPS




a crazy bitch that will find you

this isn't nascar ya honkey. lol.

I put peanut butter in my oatmeal this morning.

followed by some yacking.

Brentz 19.5 for fords.....6 tires and wheels....
found on craigslist for $2800.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/pts/1372165078.html

man thats a really good deal.

I been bad liljlowrider ......I have to post some pics with the 19" Brentz wheels on......I think I have put 'bout 500 miles on them ....its only been a couple of years....

i think your fibbin carlos i dont even think you have a dually ,, you just wanted to buy the wheels to put in the garage

I touch them everynight.......if I could only save enough for a tank of gas.....$3.20 a gallon for regular= $90.00 if its empty...I could go somewhere....(Always keep 1/4 tank minimum to help cool the in-tank fuel pump)...

I do like your new truck you are building, wish I had time to play in the garage.....i been working on my back yard.....taking care of teenagers, wife, girlfriend life is good...

back yard looks like it will be pimp when you get all that done.. sweet. im glad my wife doesnt check this forum she might want me to do all that crap in our backyard

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his
check He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I
just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.'You'll have
to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL,and he will supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll
also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips.'This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part your
job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. 'A two-bedroom loft type
apartment with plasma TV, stereo,bar,etc.located above the garage,will be
designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, wide-eyed, said,'You're bullshittin' me!'

The social worker said, 'Yeah, well . . You started it.

that never gets old


right uncle obama?